Friday 19 October 2007
36-24-36, who doesn't want that ideal figure? At times I feel like I've been victimsed by the media; from silicon bras to gel bras, gel bras with padded metal balls, bras with extra cotton pads, you name it, I've tried it! Why do we put ourselves in this kind of predicament? If all adverts are like Dove adverts (yes they believe in real women! not plastics!), will we still be comfortably satisfied with ourselves?
With all the brain washing around, it's hardly possible NOT to be influenced by it. Don't get me wrong, I love those fakers! I mean, wonder bra's are the next best invention since chocolates!
Imagine the glory of putting on a padded bra. Not only does it make your peanut look like papaya/watermelon (depends on how padded they are), it's a miracle they make your monsoon drain(big drain) turned into my backdoor house "longkang" (malay work for small drain).
Sure guys will go ga-ga (well at least the guys I know would have!), but sometimes i sure do feel bad for them. I remember sitting on the table once with a group of guys who were complaining that "some" of them were con. (hahaha serves them right lar...you're suppose to judge them by their heart not their chest!)
It's like eating Pagoda peanuts. When you choose the big peanut, you open it and tadaaaaaaa....it's 2 small kuchi peanuts there. How? Surely disappointed right? (but actually I kinda like the small kuchi peanuts...taste nicer)
But yah, back to the topic, he said he was embarrassed when he tried to *poke* *poke* (I don't know why he poked! normally people just open the back buckle...silly boy) and the liquid burst. Of course we burst out laughing (VERY LOUD SOMEORE) but at the same time I feel sorry for the girl. She must have bought the ceplak one or just pure unlucky because I've never heard of such before in my life!
Then, I read about "push up underwears". You must be thinking "huh? now all men want to be like CK models too is it?" Yupz, long gone are the days stuffing sox or using pumps (like the show in Dodgeball), now got push up underwears for men too. Before you start thinking I'm a perv, I did not get this idea/picture from some porn site. I simply came across it in Kennysia.com
I'm sure some of you must be thinking, if women are allowed to wear push up bras, what's wrong with men wearing push up underwears? Not that's anything wrong but I am simply not used to the idea of it. If it boost men's ego and it makes them happy, then good for them. But if you're using it to attract positive attention from women, I doubt it'll happen.
Male: Imagine if you are a see a girl with a big hoo-hoo's (thanks to push up's) standing by the door and smiling at you in the club, won't you want to go to talk her?
Female: Imagine if you see a male standing by the door smiling and something out of the ordinary is sticking out of his pants, would you go talk to him?
What I'm trying to say is, if I see the above scene, I would think that
1) he's probably a perv being turned on by girls dancing in the club
2) his manhood is probably real but that's not going to make me want to start a conversation with him
If I go to a club and see a guy wearing tight leather pants with some fairly huge out of the ordinary thinggi sticking out, I won't stare at his reproductive system cuz I might have nightmare. But, if women who is wearing a fairly low top with big hoo-hoo's walk into club, we'll all look . There will probably be some ohhh's and ahhh's from the guys but my girlfriends and I usually like to "spot the fakes" (i don't know why we do it, but we do!).
I don't have a conclusion to my above ranting but what I want to know is which is more disappointing?
Seeing a papaya turn into peanut ?
OR
Seeing a banana turn into a matchstick ?
While you debate, I'll leave you one more quote to ponder about. This is taken from "All men are Liars", Sam de Brito:
"If you publicly insulted a man's skin color, you'd be shouted down as racist. Criticize a woman's weight and or bust size and you're labeled sexist. Pay out a bloke about the size of his dick, however, and you're a comedian."Labels: deception, influenced, media, push up bra's, push up underwears, vanity
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