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Name:Julienne Wong
DOB:22nd March 1985
Course:LLM International Law
Location:United Kingdom
Colour:Pink! Pink! Pink!
Ambition:Travel around the World
Habits:shopping
Current motto:Work smart, play hard!
Current Favourite Song:Silje Nergaard- The Waltz
Last Movie:Jumper
Current Book:1421 The Year China Discovered the World
Drinks:Chocolate Mudslide
About me:I may be older than I look, and I may be younger than I sound. I may be nicer than I act, and I may be more cruel than you think. I may be something you cannot explain, but either way, I`m still me.






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Monday 8 October 2007
Sounds like the sort of advice I would give my friends. Hahahahah


1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life
really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move and` should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.


Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

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1 Comments:

Hahahahahaa this is SO you!!

Please come on MSN sometime, gimme some suggestion where to go for.. like a week getaway in January (gosh.. cant believe im going to have myself stuck with you :P)

By Blogger Gorgeous Ol' Eve Loves Vanilla. You?, at 9 October 2007 at 04:41  

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